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[yolo]

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Comments

[summersmiles]

too bad, it's going to be LICKED!!

[summersmiles]

i mean groomed

[summersmiles]

THERE IS A WHITE CAT TRYING TO TAKE MY CATNIP!!!

[summersmiles]

I'M GOING TO FIGHT IT!!

[yolo]

yeah

better go do that

[Maybe then the pinging noises will stop.]

[summersmiles]

[No such luck.]

We're friends now!

[summersmiles]

i think this one is miss naomis!!

[summersmiles]

you should come join us, there's still plenty!

[summersmiles]

mugen! mugen come join us!

[yolo]

im busy

[ ...With things.]

[summersmiles]

awww! you can do those things later can't youuuu?

[yolo]

no

its like an itch
i got to scratch it now

[summersmiles]

i can do it for you later!

[too high to put 2 and 2 together]

[yolo]

[ child ]

the mor u bother me the longer its gonna take

[summersmiles]

fine! but now you lost out no catnip for you!

[summersmiles]

no thats mean i'll save you some =^-^=

[yolo]

[fist + keyboard = ]

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[summersmiles]

... are you okay?! mugen are you okay!!

[summersmiles]

what are you doing that

[summersmiles]

I'M COMING HANG ON!!

[yolo]

[Is she for fucking real right now? He barely looks at the keys to punch in his next message. It's way hard pecking at these letters with just one hand, but he's pretty confident he gets it pounded out in time.]

easidmg fien

gfdondt imf ust jerfking off

[There you go, bitch! Maybe if you hadn't gone and made a drooling mess of yourself he wouldn't have to spell it out for you!]

[yolo]

[to be weirded out





or to be weirdly turned on






that is the question]

[summersmiles]

[weirded out, dude, this isn't no sexy time licking.

this is.

advanced grooming licking.]

[yolo]

[you're right there's nothing sexy about hairballs.]

[summersmiles]

[...ew]