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<maidofmisfortune>

[kissfortune]

[He's probably gotten used to this username by now. Seriously, Maid of Misfortune? Why would Koshōshō choose that?]

hello darling! ive got a job i can rely only on u 2 do. theres wine and gold coins 2 b gained

[Oh, that doesn't sound bad.]

after everything i mean [Ah, the small print.] its a bit different from jobs we have discussed b4

<∞>

[yolo]

[All women might as well be maids of misfortune. They were always slipping him poison, or kicking him in the balls, or luring him into a bath only to practically rip off his hide with the hardest, thickest brush imaginable.

Women were fortunate they were too damn fine to do away with completely.]

different how
am i actually going to get to kill somebody this time

[Not that people haven't ended up dead by his sword when he's answered her calls previously. It's just... she's never specifically requested it.]

[kissfortune]

actually yes

[Whoa, whoa, hold up. That's a change of pace.] if things go well of course but 1st we will have 2 make a good impression

i have gotten an invitation 2 an upstate party and some1 there is looking 4 some quick work

[You know. Neck-slicing, etc etc.]

but this person isnt the 1 whos running the party and theyll only bring us along on 1 condition

[yolo]

[Oh, neck-slicing, huh? His favorite.

jk

Every kind of slicing is his favorite.]

and you arent coming right out with it cause you think im not gonna like it

[He can feel it.]

so what the hell is it

[kissfortune]

[Okay. Here it comes.]

he wants a manticore 2 come along but hes convinced that they r as doglike as they look and not dangerous as long as they r kept under leash

[Hazard a guess.]

he wil surely kick us out if he knew the truth

<vortexman>

[heirrant]

I'm sorry about your toilet- my brother isn't known for his graceful entrances. Is the girl you live with alright?

<∞>

[yolo]

not my toilet
but ill pas the word along

something tells me your bro was more scared than she was

[It's yellow and starts with P.]

what r you doing being related to that giant baby man?

<vortexman>

[heirrant]

Sometimes I ask myself the same question. But appearances can be deceptive. Where we're from, he's the strongest Justice choujin in the galaxy.

<∞>

[yolo]

you saying hes stronger than you?

<vortexman>

[heirrant]

I've never fought him myself so I can't be sure, but it's very likely he is.

<twilightflower> time for random spam

[summersmiles]

=^-^= look! it's a kitty!

[summersmiles]

=^3^= kissy face kitty!

[summersmiles]

i can't make a grumpy face kitty but i can come find you!!

[summersmiles]

aw no that was mean you're not grumpy you're my sweetie kitty!

[summersmiles]

and you have the softest fur!

<summersmiles> backdated to the 12th/13th

[summersmiles]

Are you there? Please, pick up if you are...

<∞>

[yolo]

[The alert ping sounds to an empty room. His heavily scuffed and dinged laptop is on the floor, kicked haphazardly somewhere up beneath the bed. Wherever he's gone off to, he couldn't be bothered to lug the thing along.

But that isn't significant, he almost never takes anything with him that isn't that sword. That the brown and gold lacquered sheath isn't laying around in his room is a sure sign she can't hope to find him here, and there's no telling when he'll show up again.

Not much sense in leaving notes for the dead.]

[summersmiles]

[She does search the entirety of the spa and clinic for him, eventually giving up and sitting in his bedroom, like that might give her clues as to where he went.

Eventually fiddling with her new claws and staring at her root toes gets boring and she stretches out, tugging blankets over her to bury her face into his pillows.

She'll get back to things later but for now the fact his bed smells slightly remotely like him is enough to comfort her into a small snooze.]

[yolo]

[It's some wee hour of the morning when he drags his ass back in (looking like utter shit, but what's new?) Time frame's really for the best, though. If the halls had been anything other than completely deserted, a blood-covered behemoth making his way through them might not have been great for business.

Was this place even still running without her? He's not sure. Hasn't thought about that too much. He'll probably leave again when he wakes up, and he won't think about it then, either.

The mud follows his heels in, tracking five-toed prints all the way to his quarters. He sees his sheets rumpled and lumpy, just the way he'd left them, and he doesn't bother pulling them back. There's just a sound like someone crushing an orange as his body rids itself of all the extra fur and bulk, and seconds later he rolls into bed and onto his stomach with the listlessness of a man who'd like nothing more than to sleep for a hundred years.]

[summersmiles]

[Sounds alert her to the fact someone is in the room with her, rousing her and making her hold her breath a little as she tries to discern the noises. Was it Mugen? Was it someone prowling the Spa? It's easy to imagine after dying to a giant bug it might just be that.

Then suddenly there's weight on the bed and she breaks her silence quickly.]

AH NO!!

[In her attempt to escape, not only does she throw the blanket over Mugen, but she makes sure to get a bony elbow in there. She doesn't even think of biting and clawing with her new additions, however.

Alas, in her panicked state instead of fleeing she just ends up tangling her feet up in the blankets and slipping off the bed backwards, chest first until she's dangling half on and half off.]

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[pieous]

> bruh.
> BRUH.
> bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.

<∞>

[yolo]

> what now

<herbiVORE>

[pieous]

> BRUH.
> dtf.

<∞>

[yolo]

> WHAT
> what do you want

<herbiVORE>

[pieous]

> motherfucker you is dumb.
> AIN'T YOU MOTHER FUCKING KNOWING WHAT ALL SUCH ACRONYMS ARE TO BE AT MOTHERFUCKIN MEANING ON.
> >:o/